Jerry Quote #1523
Quote from Jerry in The Little Jerry
Jerry: [answers phone] Hello?
Helen Seinfeld: Jerry? Leo told us he saw your bounced check. Are you having money problems?
Jerry: I'm not having money problems.
Helen Seinfeld: Enough with the comedy. You're very clever. You should look into advertising.
Morty Seinfeld: He never even called Ed Roydlick. They were looking for someone.
Jerry: I'm not calling Ed Roydlick. I'm doing fine!
Helen Seinfeld: That's it. I'm going to send you fifty dollars.
Jerry: You are not sending me fifty dollars!
Helen Seinfeld: We're sending you fifty dollars. Morty, get me an envelope.
Jerry: I swear to God, if you send me fifty dollars, you are gonna be so sorry!
Morty Seinfeld: I don't see envelopes!
Helen Seinfeld: They're right in front of you. Oh, for heaven's sakes... [goes to help Morty]
Jerry: Ma! Ma! Ma! [hangs up]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Little Jerry’ Quotes
Quote from George
Elaine: Here. Take a look at that.
Jerry: Huh. Kurt's an organ donor.
Elaine: No, he's not bald. Look. He's got a full head of hair.
Jerry: So he just shaves his head for no reason?
George: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?
Kramer: Oh, Jerry loves the morning.
Jerry: Who?
Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.
Jerry: Thanks. That's very sweet. But that is not a chicken.
Kramer: Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
Jerry: Well, you picked out a rooster.
Kramer: Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: So, I noticed you bounced a check at the bodega.
Jerry: How did you know about that?
Kramer: Because Marcelino, he taped it up on his cash register with all the other bad checks.
Jerry: He can't do that.
Kramer: It's the only way you'll learn. [eats] Oh, these eggs are disgusting. Boy, this chicken should be ashamed of himself.