George Quote #776
[George is in a booth with MacKenzie and two associates. They're all laughing.]
MacKenzie: You taught I'd care about your pants wooshing?
George: I heard the last guy got fired because his nose whistled.
MacKenzie: No, no, no. He got fired because he wasn't a team player. That's something we don't joke about at MacKenzie. You'll find we're team here George. We don't tolerate dissent. If you want to go your own way, you're in the wrong place.
George: No problem there. Conformity is an obsession with me.
Waiter: Chocolate cream pie. Compliments of the house.
MacKenzie: Oh! Hope you saved room for dessert.
Waiter: The chef said that he made it special for you.
George: Oh... [George looks back and sees Bob hiding behind a plant]
MacKenzie: Mmm. Best pie I've ever tasted. Take a bite George. [George shakes his head] Well, take a bite. It's delicious. [George is still shaking] I insist.
Man: If you're one of us, you'll take a bite. [George continues to shake his head]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Pie’ Quotes
Quote from Elaine
Elaine: You think you can pose me however you want? That's my ass in your window!
Saleswoman: It's our store and our mannequin, we can do whatever we want with it.
Elaine: No! You take down that mannequin right now, or I'm pressing charges. Yes, this is my attorney.
Saleswoman: Oh, yeah? What law am I breaking?
Jerry: Well, I believe there's some legal precedent - Winchell vs. Mahoney,
Elaine: Uh-huh.
Jerry: The Charlie McCarthy hearings.
Elaine: Uh-huh. Are you taking this down?
Saleswoman: I'm getting the manager. [leaves]
Elaine: Jerry get the car. [grabs the mannequin]
Jerry: What are you doing?
Elaine: Just get the car!
Jerry: Elaine, as your legal counsel I must advise against this.
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: Aren't mannequins kind of an insult to your imagination? You couldn't possibly visualize a sweater, so we'll show you on this life-size, snotty puppet. I guess when they're finished with them, they become crash-test dummies. That's the end of the line for a mannequin. "Whatever happened to Bob?" "Have you seen that new Volvo commercial? He's got a bullseye right on his face." Mannequins are only used for car accidents and fashion. I guess these are the two situations that it's impossible for us to imagine ourselves: Well-dressed or getting killed. I'm sure there's some pro-mannequin organization that doesn't even like you to use the term mannequin. "Hey, they're not mannequins. They're the life-deprived."
Quote from Jerry
George: Maybe you said something that offended her.
Jerry: The only thing I can think of is I told her we should have those moving walkways all over the city.
George: Like at the airport?
Jerry: Yeah.
George: That's a great idea!
Jerry: Tell me about it!
George: We could be zipping all over the place.
Jerry: They could at least try it.
George: They never try anything.
Jerry: What's the harm?
George: No harm!