Elaine Quote #921
Quote from Elaine in The Strongbox
Elaine: What are you doing? What is that?
Glenn: It's a bag of donuts.
Elaine: It's garbage.
Glenn: No, no, no, no, no. When they make the new ones, the old ones come out right here.
Elaine: Okay. All right, that's it. How do you spell your last name?
Glenn: It's a bear claw! You have no idea how rare this is.
Elaine: I'll make it out to cash. How about two hundred bucks? Two-fifty?
Glenn: [eating the bear claw] Mmm!
Elaine: Make it three hundred.
Glenn: You know, Elaine, you are the bear claw in the garbage can of my life.
Elaine: [taking a bite] Aw, Glenn.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Strongbox’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Hey. It happened again. Another robbery in the building.
Jerry: So you bought a cooler?
Kramer: It's a strongbox to protect my irreplaceables.
Elaine: And what would those be?
Kramer: Some taxidermy that's been in my family for generations. My Tony, my military discharge.
Jerry: You were in the Army?
Kramer: Briefly.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Now, I gotta find a good place to hide this key. Because if somebody finds this, they hold the key to all my possessions.
Elaine: Literally.
Kramer: 'Literally'? What's that supposed to mean?
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: You mind if I hide this somewhere?
Jerry: No, go ahead.
Kramer: [waits for Jerry to look away] A little privacy, huh?
Jerry: Oh, come on!
Kramer: Come on, Jerry, this is a security issue. Boy, you wouldn't last a day in the Army.
Jerry: How long did you last?
Kramer: Well, that's classified.