George Quote #1560
Quote from George in The Strongbox
George: Hey, maybe this cheating thing is what I could use to ditch Maura.
Jerry: Sure, just tell Maura you're having an affair.
George: She's like a district attorney. If it's not the truth, I'll break under the cross. I actually have to do it.
Jerry: Could you move over there? [George reluctantly moves across the booth]
George: Hey, you know, there's this secretary at work that always had a crush on me.
Jerry: Really? How come you never pursued her before?
George: She's too tan. It's the middle of the winter, she's like a carrot.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Strongbox’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Hey. It happened again. Another robbery in the building.
Jerry: So you bought a cooler?
Kramer: It's a strongbox to protect my irreplaceables.
Elaine: And what would those be?
Kramer: Some taxidermy that's been in my family for generations. My Tony, my military discharge.
Jerry: You were in the Army?
Kramer: Briefly.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Now, I gotta find a good place to hide this key. Because if somebody finds this, they hold the key to all my possessions.
Elaine: Literally.
Kramer: 'Literally'? What's that supposed to mean?
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: You mind if I hide this somewhere?
Jerry: No, go ahead.
Kramer: [waits for Jerry to look away] A little privacy, huh?
Jerry: Oh, come on!
Kramer: Come on, Jerry, this is a security issue. Boy, you wouldn't last a day in the Army.
Jerry: How long did you last?
Kramer: Well, that's classified.