George: Hey, maybe this cheating thing is what I could use to ditch Maura.
Jerry: Sure, just tell Maura you're having an affair.
George: She's like a district attorney. If it's not the truth, I'll break under the cross. I actually have to do it.
Jerry: Could you move over there? [George reluctantly moves across the booth]
George: Hey, you know, there's this secretary at work that always had a crush on me.
Jerry: Really? How come you never pursued her before?
George: She's too tan. It's the middle of the winter, she's like a carrot.