Kramer Quote #1049
Quote from Kramer in The Reverse Peephole
Silvio: Eh, what are you doing?
Kramer: Hey, Silvio. Yeah, I'm reversing my peephole.
Silvio: Hey, you know you gotta get permission from me. I'm the super. Who said you could do that?
Kramer: Well, who says I can do any of the things I do in my place?
Silvio: Like what?
Kramer: Well, I... Uh, nothing. No, I'll, um, I'll switch it back.
Silvio: No, no, no, no. No, that's all right.
Kramer: Well, that's good. Because, uh, Newman and I--
Silvio: Newman? He did this, too?
Kramer: Well, yeah.
Silvio: I deal with him.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Reverse Peephole’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Newman and I are reversing the peepholes on our door. So you can see in.
Elaine: Why?
Newman: To prevent an ambush.
Kramer: Yeah, so now I can peek to see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies.
Jerry: But then anyone can just look in and see you.
Kramer: Our policy is we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say, enjoy the show.
Quote from George
Elaine: Oh, I walked by Bloomingdale's the other day, and I saw that massage chair we want to get Joe Mayo as an apartment gift.
George: An apartment-warming gift? We got to give presents to people for moving? Birthdays, Christmas, it's enough gifts. I would like one month off.
Jerry: Kramer said it's a perfect gift. That's what we're getting him.
George: All right, but we're not buying it at Bloomingdale's. I will buy it, you pay me back later. I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense.
Jerry: Cheapness is not a sense.
Quote from Elaine
Waitress: Careful, this plate is extremely hot.
Elaine: Thank you. Ow!
Waitress: I just told you it was hot. Why'd you touch it?
Elaine: I just wanted to know what your idea of 'hot' is.