Elaine Quote #854
Quote from Elaine in The Blood
Vivian: Elaine? Elaine?
Elaine: [smoking cigar] Oh, hi, oh God. I didn't hear you come in.
Vivian: Where's Jimmy?
Elaine: I don't know, I don't know. We had HoHos for dinner and then... And then he put this plastic bag over his head and started running around until he got tired and he laid down somewhere... I tell you, I'm no good watching that kid.
Vivian: Sleeping like an angel. Elaine, you're the best.
Elaine: No, I'm a scatter brain. That's why I probably can't hold a job or keep a man!
Vivian: You're a riot. So are you going to watch Jimmy tomorrow?
Elaine: All right, but I'm running out of purses here. [takes her purse from a punch bowl]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Blood’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: My service rates went up? You banks are all the same with your hidden fees and your service charges. Well, maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere, yeah.
Employee: Well, we can transfer to another bank for you.
Kramer: Oh, no, no, no. No more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer with my money!
Quote from Jerry
George: Three pints of Kramer's blood?
Jerry: I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood.
George: Well, so much for purification week.
Quote from George
Jerry: So, how's the fornicating gourmet?
George: Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.
Jerry: George, we're trying to have a civilization here.