Helen Seinfeld Quote #34
Quote from Helen Seinfeld in The Blood
Jerry: [answers phone] Hello?
Helen Seinfeld: Kramer called. He told us you were in a hospital.
Jerry: Kramer called you?
Helen Seinfeld: He calls every week. Are you all right?
Jerry: Yes, I'm fine.
Helen Seinfeld: He says he's fine.
Morty Seinfeld: Tell him to eat a plum.
Helen Seinfeld: Jerry, you really have to take better care of yourself. We bought you some sessions with a personal trainer.
Jerry: I don't need a personal trainer. [Kramer enters] All right, I've got to go. We'll talk about this later.
Morty Seinfeld: Plum! [Jerry hangs up]
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Blood’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: My service rates went up? You banks are all the same with your hidden fees and your service charges. Well, maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere, yeah.
Employee: Well, we can transfer to another bank for you.
Kramer: Oh, no, no, no. No more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer with my money!
Quote from Jerry
George: Three pints of Kramer's blood?
Jerry: I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood.
George: Well, so much for purification week.
Quote from George
Jerry: So, how's the fornicating gourmet?
George: Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate.
Jerry: George, we're trying to have a civilization here.