Elaine Quote #786
Quote from Elaine in The English Patient
Stewardess: [over P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen. In just one moment, we'll be showing our feature presentation...
Elaine: No, no, no, no, no.
Stewardess: The comedy hit Sack Lunch starring Dabney Coleman.
Elaine: All, right! This is shaping up.
Man: Excuse me, please.
Elaine: Oh, sure.
[The three Dominicans, wearing #1 Dad t-shirts, move to the front of the plane and pull out guns]
Guillermo: Ladies and gentlemen. Because we have been exploited by your Magic Pan crepe restaurants, we are hijacking this plane to Cuba. Everyone stay in your seats. And shut that movie off.
Elaine: Ah, nuts!
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The English Patient’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Over there. The Dominicans.
Jerry: Aren't they supposed to be rolling cigars?
Kramer: Well, it didn't quite work out, and now I've got nothing for them to do.
George: So?
Kramer: So, I taught them all about Cuba, and they really took to it. You know, Marxism, the Worker's Revolution, the clothing.
Jerry: Boy, they seem pretty angry about something.
Kramer: Yeah. I'm a little worried. When there's no work, and the people get restless, who do you think they come after? [points to himself] El Presidente!
Quote from Elaine
J. Peterman: Elaine, I hope you're watching the clothes, because I can't take my eyes off the passion.
Elaine: No. No, I can't do this any more. I can't. It's too long. [to the screen] Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert and just die already! [shouts] Die!
All: Ssh.
J. Peterman: Elaine. You don't like the movie?
Elaine: [shouts] I hate it!
All: Ssh.
Elaine: Oh, go to hell!!
J. Peterman: Well, why didn't you say so in the first place? You're fired.
Elaine: Great. I'll wait for you outside.
Quote from Morty Seinfeld
Jerry: This is quite a condo.
Morty Seinfeld: The Mandelbaums own the Magic Pan restaurants.
Jerry: The crepe place?
Morty Seinfeld: Yeah. This is all big crepe money.
Jerry: There's crepe money?