Elaine Quote #772
Quote from Elaine in The Pothole
[As the delivery guy walks up to an apartment building, Elaine is waiting on the doorstep. She steps down as she sees him.]
Elaine: Oh. Oh, hi. China Panda?
Delivery Guy: Why you waiting on the street and not in your apartment?
Elaine: I... thought that I would meet you halfway. [takes bag]
Delivery Guy: You really live here?
Elaine: Oh yeah. There you go, keep the change. Bye now. I'll see you.
[As Elaine walks back towards the door of the building, she notices the delivery guy has not walked away. She tries to open the door but it's locked. Admitting defeat, she hands the food back to the delivery guy and takes her money.]
Elaine: This isn't fair. This is address discrimination!
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Pothole’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: What's this?
Kramer: Well, you know those annoying little bumps on the lane-lines? [makes bumping noises]
Jerry: Isn't that some kind of safety thing?
Kramer: Well, I had to pull them up if I'm gonna widen the lanes.
Jerry: What the hell are you talking about?
Kramer: Ah, you know how in planes they got first class? More legroom, better ride. Well, I'm bringing that concept to mile 114.
Elaine: How are you gonna widen the lanes?
Kramer: Well, you black out lane-lines one and three, and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise. [to Jerry] So, you got any black paint?
Jerry: Yeah, in my tool shed, next to the riding mower.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: [smoking a cigar] Well, I'm a poppa.
Jerry: Bring it on. Nothing's throwing me at this point.
Kramer: [hands Jerry a cigar] Well, as of today I am a proud parent of a one-mile stretch of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway.
Jerry: Oh, that adopt-a-highway thing.
Kramer: Yeah, I'm part of the solution now, Jerry. Yeah, I went down there and I checked it out this morning. Here, take a look. Mile 114.
Jerry: Aw, looks just like you.
Kramer: Aw, I'm beaming Jerry.
Jerry: So what do you have to do? Pay to keep it clean?
Kramer: They try to push you into using their cleaning crew, with all their so-called maintenance equipment.
Jerry: That old scam.
Kramer: Yeah, well, that's why I'm doing it all myself. This parenting isn't about delegating responsibility, it's about being there.
Jerry: At the side of the road with a pile of garbage.
Kramer: Quality time.
Quote from George
George: So?
Jerry: So? She used the toothbrush!
George: You said you grabbed it out of there real fast, right?
Jerry: Yeah.
George: So I'm sure whatever germs it landed on were knocked out, and by the time the rest of them realized what was going on, you had already grabbed it out.
Jerry: How many years of med school did you have?