Kramer Quote #835
Quote from Kramer in The Little Jerry
Jerry: Hey, did you get Little Jerry, is he okay?
Kramer: Well, he's more than okay, he won!
Jerry: You let him fight?
Kramer: I couldn't get there in time to stop it. But you should have seen Little Jerry, Jerry. Flapping his wings and strutting his stuff. He was pecking and weaving and bobbing and talking trash. He didn't even have to touch him. The other rooster ran out of the ring. The whole fight lasted two seconds.
Jerry: How long do they usually last?
Kramer: Five seconds. And Marcelino says he's taking your check down today.
Jerry: Great.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Little Jerry’ Quotes
Quote from George
Elaine: Here. Take a look at that.
Jerry: Huh. Kurt's an organ donor.
Elaine: No, he's not bald. Look. He's got a full head of hair.
Jerry: So he just shaves his head for no reason?
George: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Is that your "chicken" making all that noise?
Kramer: Oh, Jerry loves the morning.
Jerry: Who?
Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.
Jerry: Thanks. That's very sweet. But that is not a chicken.
Kramer: Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
Jerry: Well, you picked out a rooster.
Kramer: Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: So, I noticed you bounced a check at the bodega.
Jerry: How did you know about that?
Kramer: Because Marcelino, he taped it up on his cash register with all the other bad checks.
Jerry: He can't do that.
Kramer: It's the only way you'll learn. [eats] Oh, these eggs are disgusting. Boy, this chicken should be ashamed of himself.