George: Yes, I, uh, I need to return this book.
Cashier: I'm sorry, we can't take this book back.
George: Why not?
Cashier: It's been flagged.
George: Flagged?
Cashier: It's been in the bathroom.
George: It says that on the computer?
Cashier: Please take it home. We don't want it near the other books.
George: Well, you just lost a lot of business! Because I love to read!