Jerry: I had like a so-so date with Valerie, now I'm number nine on the speed-dial.
George: So?
Jerry: So? I used to be seven. I dropped two spots.
George: What, she's ranking you?
Jerry: Yeah, this speed-dial's like a relationship barometer.
George: What is a barometer exactly?
Kramer: It's pronounced thermometer. You know, in the year 2000, we'll all be on speed-dial. You'll just have to think of a person, they'll be talking to you. It'll be like... "Wait a minute, I'm getting a call here." Hey, it's Newman. "Hey, how you doing, Newman?" [Jerry mouths "I'm not here" and waves his arms] Oh, you wanna talk to Jerry?