Kramer: Jerry, have you ever seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness?
Jerry: No.
Kramer: It's about this woman, in a coma. Well, I couldn't finish watching it, so I want you to read this.
Jerry: "I, Cosmo Kramer, having just seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness, and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Jerry Seinfeld to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung-blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."
Kramer: Can you do that for me, buddy?
Jerry: Well, I don't if what you have here constitutes a legally binding document.
Kramer: Well, I'm gonna type it up.
Jerry: Yes, well, of course. But even so, you may wanna talk to a lawyer.
Kramer: Yeah, but, Jackie Chiles, he put a restraining order on me. I'm not allowed within two hundred feet of his office. I couldn't even give him his Christmas present.