Jack: So, to what do I owe the pleasure of this, unannounced, visit?
Jerry: I wanna buy back the Cadillac.
Jack: You wanna buy it back? Why, you got drugs hidden in the trunk? [chuckles] I'm kidding.
Jerry: All right, I'll give you nine thousand for it.
Jack: Nine thousand for a Cadillac? It's got no miles on it.
Jerry: You bought it for six!
Jack: You're not me.
Jerry: How much do you want for it?
Jack: The Kelly Blue Book value. Twenty-two thousand dollars.
Jerry: Fourteen thousand.
Jack: Done. But, I get to drive it tomorrow, because Doris wants to go to Naples. [as Jerry goes to sign a check] Need a pen? Still works.