Jerry Quote #1532
Jack: So, to what do I owe the pleasure of this, unannounced, visit?
Jerry: I wanna buy back the Cadillac.
Jack: You wanna buy it back? Why, you got drugs hidden in the trunk? [chuckles] I'm kidding.
Jerry: All right, I'll give you nine thousand for it.
Jack: Nine thousand for a Cadillac? It's got no miles on it.
Jerry: You bought it for six!
Jack: You're not me.
Jerry: How much do you want for it?
Jack: The Kelly Blue Book value. Twenty-two thousand dollars.
Jerry: Fourteen thousand.
Jack: Done. But, I get to drive it tomorrow, because Doris wants to go to Naples. [as Jerry goes to sign a check] Need a pen? Still works.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Money’ Quotes
Quote from Morty Seinfeld
Elaine: Well, Mr Seinfeld, I..I'm not sure I understand why you want a job here.
Morty Seinfeld: What's not to understand?
Elaine: Well, for one thing, you live in Florida.
Morty Seinfeld: I'm very comfortable working out of the house. I have a phone. We have a Kinko's nearby. You know, I think that my resume speaks for itself.
Elaine: Where is your resume?
Morty Seinfeld: I don't have it. I'll mail you one.
Elaine: All right, Mr Seinfeld, I... What kind of position did you have in mind?
Morty Seinfeld: You sell clothes here, don't you?
Elaine: Yeah.
Morty Seinfeld: Well, I sold raincoats in the garment center for thirty-eight years. In 1949...
Elaine: All right. All right, all right. You come in tomorrow, we'll find something for you to do.
Morty Seinfeld: You won't regret this, Miss Benes. What time should I be in? I get up at 4:00, I could be here as early as 4:25.
Quote from J. Peterman
J. Peterman: So, anyway, effective immediately, Miss Benes will return to her old position, at her original salary and I, of course, will return to mine. Kudos, Elaine, on a job... done.
Elaine: What about my stock options?
J. Peterman: I think not.
Quote from Estelle Costanza
George: Why is there a Cadillac parked in front of the house?
Frank Costanza: That's your mother's new car.
George: You bought that?
Frank Costanza: It's a coupe de elegance.
Estelle Costanza: Your father wanted a Mercedes, but I won't ride in a German car.