Elaine: [looking at Kurt's wallet] Hey, driver's licence. Oh, my God.
Kurt: What?
Elaine: Your hair. It's so thick and lustrous. I mean, it was.
Kurt: Well, it still is. I shave my head for my swim team. I just liked the way it looked, so I kept it.
Elaine: Are you saying that I could be dating this hair? With you under it?