Vet: What are the symptoms?
Kramer: Well, uh, it hurts when he swallows. Especially when he drinks orange juice. [off the vet's look] I mean, uh.. dog food.. juice. What's worse, he has a nagging cough. [Smuckers coughs] Yeah, that's it. That's it.
Vet: Yeah, well, uh, we've been seeing a lot of this lately. Been drinking from the toilet?
Kramer: What? No! That's disgusting.