Elaine: I'm Elaine Benes. We met at Barney's. I'm a friend of George Costanza's.
George: Hi.
Elaine: Whether you're aware of it or not, George had this pathetic little plan to leave something behind so he could try and weasel a second date.
Heather: Really?
Elaine: I know. He has a real confidence problem.
George: Well, not really...
Elaine: George! Anyway, I know you told him you didn't have the hat because you didn't want to see him again. And, more sympathetic I could not be. But I really do need to have the hat back.
Heather: Look, I don't know what to tell you, but there's no hat here. I mean, maybe the maid took it, I had people over, but...
George: Well, that makes sense.
Elaine: Then you wouldn't mind if we took a second look around?
Heather: Be my guest.
George: [dragged in by Elaine] Good to see you again.