Pam: Listen, I had a long talk with Kramer today...
Jerry: Uh-huh...
Pam: Well, the thing is, I uh...I think I have a little crush on him.
[Kramer opens the door and slides in on his knees]
Kramer: I'm so happy! My world suddenly has meaning!
Jerry: This is the man you have a crush on?
Pam: Well, I have feelings for both of you.
Kramer: How can you have feelings for him? We're soul mates.
Jerry: Why can't I be a soul mate?
Kramer: Jerry, you really think that Pam would want you to be the father of her children?
Pam: Children? Who said anything about children? I don't want to have children.
[Jerry and Kramer share a puzzled look with each other]