Quote from Kramer in The Sponge
Bob: So! What's it going to be? Are you going to wear the ribbon? Kramer: No! Never. Bob: But I am wearing the ribbon. He is wearing the ribbon. We are all wearing the ribbon! So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon!? Kramer: This is America! I don't have to wear anything I don't want to wear! Cedric: What are we gonna do with him? Bob: I guess we are just going to have to teach him to wear the ribbon!