Kramer: It's about a little boy in a hospital. I was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits.
Paul O'Neill: Sure, I can help you there.
Kramer: Sure, well I promised you would hit him two home runs.
Paul O'Neill: You what?
Kramer: You know, [clock]. A couple of dingers.
Paul O'Neill: You promised a kid in the hospital that I would hit two home runs?
Kramer: Yeah, what no good?
Paul O'Neill: Yeah. No, that's no good. It's terrible. You don't hit home runs like that. It's hard to hit home runs. And where the heck did you get two from?
Kramer: Well, two is better than one.
Paul O'Neill: See, that's ridiculous. I'm not a home run hitter.
Kramer: Well, Babe Ruth did it.
Paul O'Neill: He did not.
Kramer: Oh, do you say that Babe Ruth is a liar?
Paul O'Neill: I'm not calling him a liar but he was not stupid enough to promise two.
Kramer: Well, maybe I did overextend myself.
Paul O'Neill: How the heck did you get in here anyway?