Quote from Kramer in The Wink
Kramer: It's about a little boy in a hospital. I was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits. Paul O'Neill: Sure, I can help you there. Kramer: Sure, well I promised you would hit him two home runs. Paul O'Neill: You what? Kramer: You know, [clock]. A couple of dingers. Paul O'Neill: You promised a kid in the hospital that I would hit two home runs? Kramer: Yeah, what no good? Paul O'Neill: Yeah. No, that's no good. It's terrible. You don't hit home runs like that. It's hard to hit home runs. And where the heck did you get two from? Kramer: Well, two is better than one. Paul O'Neill: See, that's ridiculous. I'm not a home run hitter. Kramer: Well, Babe Ruth did it. Paul O'Neill: He did not. Kramer: Oh, do you say that Babe Ruth is a liar? Paul O'Neill: I'm not calling him a liar but he was not stupid enough to promise two. Kramer: Well, maybe I did overextend myself. Paul O'Neill: How the heck did you get in here anyway?