Elaine: Hey, I did it.
Jerry: What?
Elaine: I turned him. He defected.
Jerry: Get out! [pushes Elaine] How? How did you do that?
Elaine: Because I'm a woman. [swings her hips] Ba-ba-ba-boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom-boom- boom.
Jerry: Elaine, do you know what you've done? You've give hope to every woman who's ever said "Too bad he's gay".
Elaine: Well, it's a lesson for the kids out there. Anything's possible. Jeromy, I have hit the jackpot. The perfect man. Nothing but sex and shopping.