Jerry: What are you doing to this woman? This is the second relationship you've ruined for her in a few weeks.
Elaine: I know.
Jerry: First you ruin her relationship with the high-talker.
Elaine: Well, I got confused. They sound exactly the same.
Jerry: So she breaks up with him. Somehow picks up the pieces of her life, miraculously meets a new guy. You bust that up. And then just as they're reconciling, you announce to the world he's boring.
Elaine: I didn't know she'd take it so seriously.
Jerry: Apparently, you have a tremendous influence over this woman. Anything you say, she does.