[stand-up:]
Jerry: To me, what's really amazing is that for every job that there is in the world, there's someone willing to do it. Someone goes, "Yes, I will stand in the tunnel breathing exhaust... watching the cars go by, making sure everything's okay." Someone goes, "Yes, I will work behind the elephant with the big shovel. I will do it." Doctors go, "Yes, I will confine myself to one particularly objectionable part of the human body, all day, every day. I will do it." I think a lot of people that are unemployed are not really unable to find work, they're just easily disgusted. "Yes, I'm starving, and my family has no clothing or shelter, but I'm not cleaning that up."