Jerry: Any luck?
Kramer: No. No, nothing. I got no... peristalsis.
Jerry: What about bran?
Kramer: I tried bran. 40%, 50%, 100%. The bran isn't working for me.
Jerry: What about Meta-
Kramer: Did it.
Jerry: How about Ex-
Kramer: Yeah, had it.
George: Milk of magne-
Kramer: Yeah, yeah.
Jerry: Well, my friend. It may be time to consider the dreaded apparatus.
Kramer: Pfft! Hold it right there. If you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting, you're wasting your time. I am not, Jerry, under any circumstances, doing any... inserting in that area.
Jerry: Oh, it's not that bad!
George: Yes, it is.