Morty Seinfeld: I hope this doctor knows what he's doing.
Helen Seinfeld: Leo says he's the best there is.
Morty Seinfeld: Leo, I'm listening to Leo now!
Helen Seinfeld: You're lucky he was able to get you this appointment. You know what the waiting list is for this guy?
Morty Seinfeld: Well, if he fixes my back I'll be happy. [returns to the form] Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease? That's it! [goes to the counter] Here, you got my name, you got my address. That's enough.