Morty Seinfeld Quote #25

Quote from Morty Seinfeld in The Wallet

Morty Seinfeld: I hope this doctor knows what he's doing.
Helen Seinfeld: Leo says he's the best there is.
Morty Seinfeld: Leo, I'm listening to Leo now!
Helen Seinfeld: You're lucky he was able to get you this appointment. You know what the waiting list is for this guy?
Morty Seinfeld: Well, if he fixes my back I'll be happy. [returns to the form] Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease? That's it! [goes to the counter] Here, you got my name, you got my address. That's enough.


 ‘The Wallet’ Quotes

Quote from Elaine

Elaine: He has this power over me, okay? He has this way of manipulating every little word I say. He's like a Svenjolly.
George: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly.
Elaine: I don't see how I could have said Svenjolly.
Jerry: So maybe he's got like a cheerful mental hold on you.

Quote from Jerry

Jerry: Don't you hate "to be continueds" on TV? It's horrible when you sense the "to be continued coming". You know, you're watching the show. You're into the story. Then there's like five minutes left, and you realize: "Hey, they can't make it. Timmy's still stuck in the cave. There's no way they wrap this up in five minutes." I mean, the whole reason you watch a TV show is because it ends. If I wanted a long, boring story with point to it, I have my life. A comedian can't do that, see? I can't go, "A man walks into a bar with a pig under his arm. Can you come back next week?"

Quote from Jerry

Jerry: My parents had two constant arguments whilst they were driving, over either how fast my father was going or how much gas was left in the tank. My father had a standard defense for either one of these. It was always, "That's because you're looking at it from an angle. If you were over here- It looks from where you're sitting, it looks like I'm doing ninety on empty. But that's because you're over there. If you were over here, you'd know I'm in the driveway with a full tank."