Cynthia: First of all, what does he do?
Elaine: He was in real estate. Um... Now, he's not working right now.
Cynthia: Oh, he's not working?! How come he's not working?
Elaine: Well, I mean, he got fired.
Cynthia: Why did he get fired?
Elaine: Uh. Why? Oh, right. Um, well, he tried to poison his boss.
Cynthia: Excuse me?
Elaine: Such a long story, Cynthia, seriously, I mean he just had some problems at work.
Cynthia: Is he nuts?
Elaine: No, no, no, he's a really really funny guy.