[stand-up:]
Jerry: I was in the men's room the other day and they had the hand blower, instead of the paper towels. You know this thing? I like the hand blower, I have to say. It takes a little bit longer, but I feel when you're in a room with a revolting stench you want to spend as much time as you can.
Dick: The only stench is coming from you.
Audience: Ooh.
Jerry: Oh, wait a second, I believe we have a heckler ladies and gentlemen. Hey, Dick, look I don't know what your problem is. It's not my fault you're back on the wagon.
Dick: It's off the wagon.
Jerry: Well, in the old days how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town?
Dick: I don't know.
Jerry: On a wagon. Don't you think they broke into a couple of those bottles along the way?
Dick: You can't drink on a wagon. It would be too bumpy.
Jerry: They had smooth trails. What about the Cumberland Gap?
Dick: What the hell do you know about wagons?
Jerry: Well, I know enough not to get on them.