Quote from Kramer in The Slicer
George: Kramer, I really owe you one. Kramer: George, we got a problem. George: What? Kramer: Well, he's got a mole on his shoulder. Very suspicious. George: So, tell him you're concerned about it and he should see someone else. Kramer: George, why would I, a Julliard-trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor? George: Because, you're not a dermatologist. Kramer: No, but he thinks I am. I'm not gonna betray that trust. Here's what I wanna do;.I think I can get a section... George: Whoa, whoa, a section?! Kramer: Yeah, if I could crab my slicer and he holds still... George: No, you're not taking a deli slicer to my boss. Kramer: It'll be ultra-thin. He'll barely feel it. George: No! Absolutely not! Kramer: Well, it's my medical opinion, that you're making a big mistake. And it's going in my chart.