Kramer: Boy, they got a great cafeteria downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar. It's like a Sizzler's opened up a hospital! [sits down and starts eating] So, how did you have a heart attack? You're a young man. What were you doing? Are they gonna do a zipper job? Oh, they love to do zipper jobs.
Jerry: Kramer.
Kramer: The really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing. See, you gotta be careful about sex now. You get that heart pumping [pants] and suddenly, boom! Next thing you know, you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage.
Jerry: Kramer, George didn't have a heart attack.
Kramer: No? That's good.
George: I have to have my tonsils taken out.
Kramer: Oh, man. No! George, we gotta get you outta here. Get out! Right now! They'll kill you in here.
Jerry: It's routine surgery.
Kramer: Oh yeah? My friend, Bob Saccomanno, he came in here for a hernia operation. Oh yeah, routine surgery. Now, he's sittin' around in a chair by a window going, [high-pitched] "My name is Bob". George, whatever you do, don't let 'em cut you. Don't let 'em cut you.