Quote from Jerry in The Muffin Tops
Jerry: Oh, hang on, just let me pick up a paper. Man: Excuse me. Would you mind watching my bag for a minute? George: Yeah. No problem. Jerry: Let's go. George: Whoa, I gotta watch this guy's bag. Jerry: For how long? George: I'm sure he'll be back in a second. [opens bag] Hmm. Nice stuff. Jerry: Come on. George: Excuse me, sir. Would you mind watching my bag for a second? Man #2: Why? So I can stand here like an idiot not knowing if you'll ever come back? [Jerry starts to leave] George: Where are you going? Jerry: I'm going to be this guy's friend.