Jerry Quote #1616
Quote from Jerry in The Muffin Tops
Jerry: Oh, hang on, just let me pick up a paper.
Man: Excuse me. Would you mind watching my bag for a minute?
George: Yeah. No problem.
Jerry: Let's go.
George: Whoa, I gotta watch this guy's bag.
Jerry: For how long?
George: I'm sure he'll be back in a second. [opens bag] Hmm. Nice stuff.
Jerry: Come on.
George: Excuse me, sir. Would you mind watching my bag for a second?
Man #2: Why? So I can stand here like an idiot not knowing if you'll ever come back?
[Jerry starts to leave]
George: Where are you going?
Jerry: I'm going to be this guy's friend.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Muffin Tops’ Quotes
Quote from Elaine
Woman: I can't believe somebody pulled the top off of this muffin.
Elaine: That was me. I'm sorry. I don't like the stumps.
Mr. Lippman: So you just eat the tops?
Elaine: Oh, yeah. It's the best part. It's crunchy. It's explosive. It's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does its own thing. I'll tell you. That's a million dollar idea right there. Just sell the tops.
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: Hey, what were you doing with that bus yesterday?
Kramer: Here you go. Here you go. Check it out.
Jerry: "The Real Peterman Reality Bus Tour". I'm confused.
Kramer: Peterman's book is big business. People want to know the stories behind the stories.
Jerry: Nobody wants to go on a three hour bus tour of a totally unknown person's life.
Kramer: I'm only charging $37.50, plus you get a pizza bagel and desert.
George: What's desert?
Kramer: Bite-size 3 Musketeers. Just like the real Peterman eats.
George: He eats those?
Kramer: No. I eat those. I'm the real Peterman.
Quote from George
George: All right. Let me ask you something: When do you start to worry about ear hair?
Jerry: When you hear like a soft rustling.
George: It's like puberty that never stops. Ear puberty, nose puberty, knuckle puberty, you gotta be vigilant.