Waitress: Rough night?
Elaine: Ugh. You wouldn't believe it. My boyfriend dumped me. My friends, who I don't even like, they won't talk to me. All because I don't like that stupid English Patient movie.
Waitress: Really? I thought it was pretty good.
Elaine: Oh, come on. Good? What was good about it? [scoffs] Those sex scenes! I mean, please! Gimme something I can use!
Waitress: Well, I liked it. [exits]
Elaine: Hey. You forgot about my piece of pie. Hello?You know, sex in a tub. That doesn't work!