Quote from Elaine in The Abstinence
Elaine: So do most doctors like ER, or do you guys just think it's fake? Ben: I couldn't tell you. You know, I'm not really a doctor. Elaine: Oh, then I'm not really attracted to you. Ben: Well, I'm serious, Elaine. I went to medical school, but I still have to pass my licensing exam. Elaine: When do you take this exam? Ben: I've taken it. Three times. I almost passed the last one. Elaine: Well, you're basically a doctor. Right? I mean, people do call you doctor. Ben: Well, um... Elaine: Well, can I introduce you as doctor? Ben: Yeah. Elaine: All right, that's all I wanted to know.