Elaine: So do most doctors like ER, or do you guys just think it's fake?
Ben: I couldn't tell you. You know, I'm not really a doctor.
Elaine: Oh, then I'm not really attracted to you.
Ben: Well, I'm serious, Elaine. I went to medical school, but I still have to pass my licensing exam.
Elaine: When do you take this exam?
Ben: I've taken it. Three times. I almost passed the last one.
Elaine: Well, you're basically a doctor. Right? I mean, people do call you doctor.
Ben: Well, um...
Elaine: Well, can I introduce you as doctor?
Ben: Yeah.
Elaine: All right, that's all I wanted to know.