Manager: Can I help you?
Kramer: Yeah. Uh, I was in here the other day and I went up to that teller and he didn't say hello.
Manager: Then you are entitled to a hundred dollars. That's our policy.
Kramer: Yeah, but he wouldn't give me the money.
Manager: Hmm. Jim, can I see you for a second?
Teller: Uh, yes, can you give me a minute?
Manager: He'll be... right over. [awkward silence]
Kramer: Is this oak?
Manager: I think it's pine.
Kramer: Pine is good.
Manager: Yeah, pine's okay.