J. Peterman: Well, are they here?
Elaine: Mr. Peterman, uh... There seems to be a bit of a snag.
J. Peterman: Snag?
Elaine: It seems that a psychotic mechanic has absconded with my friend's car.
J. Peterman: What does that have to do with my clubs?
Elaine: They happened to be in the back seat at the time.