[stand-up:]
Jerry: People can be so vain, don't you know? I have a friend, wears eye glasses, no prescription in the glasses because he thinks it makes him look more intelligent. Now, why? Why do we think that glasses makes us look more intelligent? Is it from the endless hours of reading and studying and researching that this person supposedly blew out their eyeballs, and that's why they need the glasses? It's just a corrective device. If you see someone with a hearing aid, you don't think, "Oh, they must have been listening real good. Yeah, to a lot of important stuff." No, they are deaf. They can't hear.