Quote from Elaine in The Gymnast
Mr. Pitt: Elaine, I need you to proofread this report for my meeting with the Poland Creek bottled water people. Elaine: What meeting? Mr. Pitt: I told you. I sit on the Board of Trustees for Morgan Springs, and we're trying to acquire Poland Creek. Elaine: Oh! [tries to take the paper] Mr. Pitt: [pulls away] Are you using a fountain pen? Elaine: Yes? Mr. Pitt: They smear! Under no circumstances is ink to be used in this office. Elaine: All right. I'll use a pencil, Mr. Pitt.