Carl: Do you think about me?
Elaine: Oh yeah, all the time, all the time...although, recently I've been thinking about this friend of mine.
Carl: What friend?
Elaine: Oh, just this woman. She got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother, and decided to have an abortion.
Carl: You know, someday, we're going to get enough people in the Supreme Court to change that law.
[Elaine weeps to herself]