Jerry: How are things going?
Elaine: How are things going? You wanna know how things are going? I'll tell you how things are going. I am getting kicked out of my apartment.
Jerry: Why? Why are they doing that?
Elaine: I don't know. They have a list of grievances.
Jerry: The jewel thief?
Elaine: Yeah, the jewel thief.
Jerry: What else?
Elaine: I put Canadian quarters in the washing machine.