George: Talk to him.
Elaine: How can I do that?
George: You said the guy gave you an open-lipped kiss.
Elaine: [enunciating each word] Yes, but then he wiped his hand on the top of the bottle when I offered him water!
George: Well, that doesn't mean anything.
Elaine: Are you kidding? That's very significant. If he was interested in me, he'd want my germs. He'd just crave my germs.