[stand-up:]
Jerry: To me, government is basically parents for adults. Especially the IRS. The IRS is like Ward and June Cleaver. And we are all Wally and the Beaver. And your accountant is Eddie Haskill showing you all these neat tricks to get away with stuff. Which is fine, unless you get audited. Then you don't want some wise guy in a suit standing there going, "You have a very lovely officer here, sir." Because jail is the government's way of sending you to your room. And when you meet Whitey and Lumpy in the joint... There's really going to be something wrong with the Beaver.