Quote from Kramer in The Pilot
Kramer: Now, I like to eat spaghetti with just a fork. Because I can keep the strands long, and I can slurp it out to my mouth. Like this look. Now sex, I like the bottom. Let them do all the work. You should be writing this stuff down. [to waitress] Yeah, Bran Flakes...100%. I got a big problem. Tom Pepper: I'll have a hamburger. That's it. Kramer: Yeah, that's good. Oh, now I like to play golf. Tom Pepper: This stuff doesn't matter to me. See, I'm gonna do the character like me, not like you. Kramer: You gotta play him like me. I'm Kramer. Tom Pepper: I'm Kramer. Kramer: Whoa, I'm Kramer.