Quote from Elaine in The Airport
Attendant: Well, the only meal left is a kosher meal. Elaine: Kosher meal? I don't want a kosher meal. I don't even know what a kosher meal is. Man: I think it means when a Rabbi has inspected it, or something. Woman: No, no. It all has to do with the way they kill the pig. Man: No, come on. They don't eat pigs! Woman: They do if it's killed right, under a Rabbi's supervision. Male Passenger: [o.s.] Oh, You know what? I ordered the kosher meal. Elaine: Then why didn't you take it? Male Passenger: I ordered it six weeks ago, I forgot. Elaine: You're eating my food!