Quote from Kramer in The Cheever Letters
Kramer: Buenos dias. Secretary: Buenos dias. Kramer: Uh, habla ingles? Secretary: Si. Kramer: Giddy-up. Okay, uh. Um. I need to talk to someone. Secretary: What is this about? Kramer: Uh, well, It's a very private matter, but it's extremely urgent. Secretary: Are you an American? Kramer: Oh, yeah. Secretary: I see. Excuse me. [picks up the phone] Kramer: Okay.