Quote from Kramer in The Pitch/The Ticket
Jerry: All right, very funny. I get it. Kramer: You're in a weird mood. Jerry: Come on. Go back to your apartment and fix it. Kramer: Fix what? Jerry: Your pants! Kramer: What is this? What have I got one pant leg on for? Jerry: Don't you know? Look- Look at your face! You only shaved the right side of your face! What is this? A joke? Kramer: No, a joke? A joke? A joke? You think this is funny? Jerry: Go look at your face in the mirror. Kramer: [surprised murmurs]